And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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