kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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