no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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