You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
