u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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