After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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