doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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