Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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