where am i from again
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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