I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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