Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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