fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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