And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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