Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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