dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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