her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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