I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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