he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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