Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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