Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
soo... how was my night?
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