Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(469): View more from Texas

just do it

(1-469): View more from Texas

fine only cuz shes asian

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials

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(323): View more from California

Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.

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(845): View more from New York

Because ur a stupid bitch

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Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Vodka is such a love hate relationship.

(661): View more from California

Truer words have never been spoken.

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(404): View more from Georgia

just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING

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(209): View more from California

nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The pigeons can smell the fear

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Wtf

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.

(571): View more from Virginia

You don't even like football

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