There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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