just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The pigeons can smell the fear
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football