so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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