i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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