From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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