Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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