Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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