Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You are a genius and a whore.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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