Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He did a backflip because drugs
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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