hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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