From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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