i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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