Say something about gay babies.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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