Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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