I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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