I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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