Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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