when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
My bed smells like the plague
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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