He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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