I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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