I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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