Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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