we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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