i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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