How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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