i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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