he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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