Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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