Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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