I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You can't special order awesome
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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