I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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