Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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