i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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