I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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