Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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